Decorative background: layered Ozarks mountain silhouettes rendered via WebGL shader. The scene cycles through dawn, day, dusk, and night approximately every five minutes, with scroll-linked nudging so visitors experience the full time of day while reading. Foreground features river water shimmer reflecting ember tones at sunrise and sunset. Stars appear during the night phase. Mist drifts through the mid sky. The scene visualizes the Northwest Arkansas and Southwest Missouri landscape where ThatStupidComputer is based and reflects the rural craft sensibility of the brand. Purely decorative; users with prefers-reduced-motion set see a static gradient fallback.
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