Tell us your URL. We'll tell you what's broken.
No contract, no pitch. One vet, your setup, twenty minutes on the phone (or video if you'd rather). You keep the notes.
A free marketing audit from That Stupid Computer is a 20-minute phone or video call with founder Joseph W. Anady (SDVOSB, Cassville Missouri). We review eight things on your site and Google profile: speed, schema, GBP, reviews, forms, mobile, local rank, and AI search readiness. You receive a one-page PDF after the call, scoring each item and naming the one fix you can make today without an agency.
- ✓ What your site is doing right (yes, there's always something).
- ✓ What it's doing that's costing you customers.
- ✓ One thing you can fix today, no agency required.
- ✓ Three things only a builder can fix.
What does the free 20-minute audit actually check?
Eight things. Page speed, schema markup, Google Business Profile health, review funnel, form-to-text response, mobile usability, local search rank for 30 keywords in your county, and AI search readiness (llms.txt, ai.txt, citable Q&A blocks for ChatGPT and Google AI Overviews). Live demo of the scanner below.
This is a sample run. Your real scan happens on the call, with your domain.
What people ask before they book.
Is this actually free?
Yes. No card. No pitch. If we're a fit, you'll know by minute 18 and we'll send a real number. If we're not, you keep the audit notes and there's no follow-up.
How long does it take?
Twenty minutes on the phone. Form takes 60 seconds. We text you back inside an hour during business hours.
Do you do video calls?
If you'd rather. Most owner-operators in NWA prefer phone · that's why we default to it.
Will I get a written report?
Yes. After the call we send a one-page PDF with the eight items above, scored, plus the one thing we'd fix today.
Phones still work. 505.512.3662.
Joseph picks up M to F 8a to 6p CT. If he's on another call you'll get a text back inside an hour.