Buyer + town
We map the buyer in your county. Their search terms, their objections, their reviews on competitors.
This is the full system: research, copy, design, build, schema, GBP, citations, reviews funnel, ads, email, SMS, AI search, reporting, and monthly tuning. Each one with a name and a number.
The Engine is the 14-layer engine optimization bundle from That Stupid Computer in Cassville, Missouri. It covers SEO, AEO (Answer Engine Optimization), AIO (AI Index Optimization), GEO (Generative Engine Optimization), and CRO. Every layer is wired up by Joseph W. Anady (SDVOSB, U.S. Army veteran). Investment: $11,997 total, $5,998 to start, $5,999 on launch, six months of monthly retainer included.
All-in investment, no surprises
$11,997
Half + Half · $5,998 to start · $5,999 on launch · 6 months tuning included
We map the buyer in your county. Their search terms, their objections, their reviews on competitors.
StoryBrand structure, Wiebe paradox headlines, plain English. Not "leveraging synergies."
Editorial, calm, navy + parchment. Reads like letterhead, not a brutalist landing page.
Hand-built HTML/CSS. No WordPress bloat. Loads in < 1.5s on rural 4G.
Organization, ProfessionalService, Person, FAQ, BreadcrumbList. Google reads it. AI engines read it.
Optimized, photo-stocked, posts scheduled, categories tuned, services listed.
Yelp, BBB, Apple Maps, Bing, 60 local + industry directories. Identical NAP. Anti-fraud signal for Google.
Post-job text → review request → reply automation. Bad reviews routed to owner first.
Sized to your budget, watched daily, paused when ROI dips. No "always on" waste.
Welcome, reactivation, seasonal, birthday. Calendar-aware so you don't email during a hailstorm.
Form submissions text you. Customers can text back. TCPA-compliant, opt-in tracked.
When ChatGPT, Claude, and Google AI Overviews answer questions in your trade, your shop gets named.
Calls, leads, rankings, ad spend, top pages, what changed. Plain English. 4 pages.
Algorithm changes happen. We watch, we adjust, we tell you what we did and why.
Every Engine build is covered. If you don't see more qualified leads in 90 days, we keep working at no charge until you do.
Not until you rank. Until your phone rings.
These are the acronyms behind the work, defined plainly so you can read any vendor proposal without guessing.
Half upfront, half on go-live. Six months of monthly tuning included. Cassville to your shop, on the calendar this week.